The Monday Meating: YouMeat

Some of our more serious readers might feel forsaken about now. Giant bankrupt insurance firms continue in spit in our faces. Kids--our little ones--are texting naked photos of themselves to one another. What is happening? How can we grasp the utter lunacy of our modern age? These are questions MTP knows all of you, dear readers, are asking.

We hear you, but we know you expect more than simple answers.

That's why MTP created YouMeat. Join us for clips, for links, even for apertifs. All are here. All for you. You might detect in our content a dense, complex mouthfeel. That's our secret ingredient: honesty.