Thursday Thumbs Down

This is MTP's first foray into the sports world. Why? It took an issue this close to the heartbone to stir us to action. And, if Keith Olberman can straddle the line between sports and hard news with such grace and aplomb, by gum so can MTP!

Jay Cutler, or Jay Veal Cutlet?
Jay, MTP was on your side this whole time. Now we're not sure. Pretty weak, dude.

Pat Bowlen, or Rats, Bowl-in?
And Pat. Kyle Orton? Kyle. Orton. This is not great leadership, buddy. We're already in a dry spell. Pick a bust and they're going to be on you like rats in that movie with Vincent Spano.